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11.06.2025 09:35
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?
share office space ...
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What misfortune led to an important discovery?
So, the docs changed it to read
—
Just Forget it!
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Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do you get a girl to like you?
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No, not a chance
So they tried
Still no good.
Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?